It was the elves…

Someone has to be telling porkies here:

A patients’ group said it is astonished that three inquiries into how medical records came to be strewn on a road failed to find anyone responsible.

The records belonged to patients from London’s Whipps Cross University Hospital and St Bartholomew’s Hospital, and London Ambulance Services (LAS). The papers were found in Northaw, near Potters Bar, Hertfordshire, in January.

Probes by the hospitals trust, LAS and by Bywaters waste management company found their procedures were “robust”.